Low tea (not high tea you silly muppet)

Looks yummy yes? I would suggest that everything except those rotten little salmon sandwiches were perfect. Tasty little morsels of pleasure I say. You know the saying "Do not judge a book by it's cover"... well I could easily have mistaken myself as truly mislead in booking a cream tea to celebrate Jo and I back together again. It was just magical really.

We walked under all the scaffolding, and walked into a wonder land of marble, deep pile carpet and delightful waiters. It was a bit of a bargain really, when you think that you can pay £35 for cream tea at the Savoy or Ritz. I can reassure you all that I did not pay that much.

Now, whilst I can generally hold my own in the highest echelons of society... it is always a bit intimidating going to such fancy establishments. However, the waiter was truly servient. Even when Jo and I nearly gagged when trying to eat salmon sandwiches, he just smiled softly and took them away brought us some more cucumber sandwiches. All good I say... all good.