Random Delights

Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob... Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit? Holly: Random! Custard cream please.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Silly suitcases

You know how you get to know the spacial placement of your house?
I usually walk down my stairs into the hallway with no lights on, despite the lack of natural light. I have lived in my flat for 4 years, so have got to know if pretty well.

But.... sometimes... sometimes I may have accidently left some extra obstacles around in the hallway. A couple of days ago I was heading downstairs (in the dark) and had forgotten about a rather large suitcase I had left in the hallway....


The story goes like this ....

Mish walked downstairs in the dark

Foot connects with the very hard-shell suitacase

Mish hits the deck like a sack of potatoes

Mish says some bad words

Middle toes starts to look like this ...



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